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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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What time has been wasted during man’s destiny in the struggle to decide what...
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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Son, in war times it is not safe to think unless one travels with...
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To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to...
Quote #13461
It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.
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It is a lovely thing to have a husband and wife developing together and...
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We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife,...