Quote #32928
Almost all really new ideas have a certain aspect of foolishness when they are...
Quote #24465
A little in one’s own pocket is better than much in another man’s purse.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #3824
Some people imagine that nuclear war will mean instant and painless death. But for...
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #28751
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent...
Quote #23449
To save a man’s life against his will is the same as killing him.
Quote #16385
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and...
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #21411
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us.