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There is no need to run outside for better seeing… Rather abide at the...
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I...
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Platitude an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)...
Quote #4313
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #19804
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
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Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
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History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.