Quote #34461
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #3906
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #31076
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #7423
Greater is our terror of the unknown.
Quote #5117
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air...
Quote #3807
PL1, “the fatal disease”, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution...
Quote #7535
The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it...
Quote #6579
When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.