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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Is it the Fourth?
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If you’re going to have it – have it all.
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Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
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Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
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Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
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The truth, as the light, makes blind.
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The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal...
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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
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The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.