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A good friend of my son’s is a son to me.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
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Happiness hates the timid So does science
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As a twig is bent the tree inclines.
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We pass the word around; we ponder how the case is put by different...
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The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
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I mean your borrowers of books – those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the...
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Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a...