Quote #16187
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #18730
The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #13651
There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning.
Quote #13190
Victory has a thousand fathers; defeat is an orphan.
Quote #10538
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #1453
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #25212
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
Quote #28092
The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...