Quote #2038
A cult is a religion with no political power
Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #29332
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #13984
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Quote #32207
Never think that you’re not good enough yourself. A man should never think that....
Quote #28248
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Quote #5153
Luck is a tag given by the mediocre to account for the accomplishments of...
Quote #12648
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.