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Be modest It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
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The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #18435
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #15487
In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
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Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #25795
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Quote #3323
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
Quote #8815
The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe. We are like a...
Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.