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When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask,...
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It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...
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Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
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The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity.
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word...
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Who is rich He that is content. Who is that Nobody.
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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your...