Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #33566
They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #28185
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #6304
I am not a role model.
Quote #28306
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #2451
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #25999
The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
Quote #317
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to...