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One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.
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I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
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Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
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Failure is a path, not a destination.
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The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of...
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...