Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #5661
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Quote #7055
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Quote #34702
You don’t understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
Quote #5201
Is there anything worse than being blind? Yes, a man with sight and no...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #29535
Happiness isn’t something you experience it’s something you remember.
Quote #10433
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Quote #7885
Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after.
Quote #2792
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.