Quote #31640
The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before...
Quote #23917
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for...
Quote #6412
Civilization is very much an immature and ongoing experiment, the success of which is...
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #9555
The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage...
Quote #11538
Jargon allows us to camouflage intellectual poverty with verbal extravagance.
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I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying...
Quote #33281
Revolution is not a dinner party, not an essay, nor a painting, nor a...