Quote #634
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
Quote #19625
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
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A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #10393
Death smiles at us all, but all a man can do is smile back.
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #26874
What is life It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It...
Quote #8879
Trust one who has gone through it.
Quote #691
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although...