Quote #17929
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Quote #11413
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Quote #25819
Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time.
Quote #24014
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #5680
We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is...
Quote #13647
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
Quote #18954
The more extensive a man’s knowledge of what has been done, the greater will...
Quote #31927
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Quote #13220
War can only be abolished by war, and in order to get rid of...