Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #11005
Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty, and self-respect are the qualities which make a real...
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #19153
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #20698
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Quote #21228
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Quote #13028
I have no faith, very little hope, and as much charity as I can...
Quote #33952
To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding...
Quote #4343
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.