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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
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An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not...
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
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Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven...
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air...
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A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end.
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Death is as light as a feather; duty as heavy as a mountain.
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Liberal: a power worshipper without power.
Quote #19602
Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...