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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #33007
Punctuality is the thief of time.
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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble...
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In all things there are three choices: Yes, No & no choice, except in...
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People want to know how much you care before they care how much you...
Quote #25509
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Quote #13791
And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in...
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We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night...
Quote #762
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.