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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really...
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An American will tinker with anything he can put his hands on. But how...
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Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
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Nothing endures but personal qualities.
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is...
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.