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Brain an apparatus with which we think we think.
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
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Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll….beaner on...
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The game of life is to come up a winner, to be a success,...
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There is no remedy so easy as books, which if they do not give...
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My love for you, Lord, is not an uncertain feeling, but a matter of...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...