Quote #30824
Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #12359
Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow.
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #12574
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
Quote #3242
I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.
Quote #5167
Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
Quote #32643
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the...
Quote #10482
Fear keeps pace with hope. Nor does their so moving together surprise me; both...
Quote #11461
Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of...