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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
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This very moment is a seed from which the flowers of tomorrow’s happiness grow.
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Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...
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Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea,...
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #34057
We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
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Small minds are much distressed by little things. Great minds see them all but...
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Results are what you expect, and consequences are what you get.
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In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of...