Quote #24607
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #24814
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of...
Quote #17962
Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so...
Quote #14457
There is no connection between the political ideas of our educated class and the...
Quote #21814
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is...
Quote #21487
You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.
Quote #3510
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
Quote #14781
Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first...