Quote #727
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
Quote #28344
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #29741
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
Quote #3420
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #20849
Lord, what fools these mortals be
Quote #16388
Courage in danger is half the battle.
Quote #22829
The Terminator Hasta la vista, baby.
Quote #7158
Justice delayed, is justice denied.
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #2512
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...