Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
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Certainly work is not always required of a man. There is such a thing...
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #20849
Lord, what fools these mortals be
Quote #24558
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
Quote #19343
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
Quote #30940
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
Quote #11524
When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is...
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #34532
Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as...