Quote #20724
Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #31316
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
Quote #32249
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
Quote #30372
Not a few who meant to drive out their demons went thereby into the...
Quote #17681
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #2683
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Quote #15097
Let us watch well our beginnings, and results will manage themselves.
Quote #34212
Never tell evil of a man, if you do not know it for certainty,...