Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #22087
Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass...
Quote #29958
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #21780
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty,...
Quote #3857
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is...
Quote #27145
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death,...
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If we are to judge of love by the consequences, it more nearly resembles...
Quote #32832
It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...