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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To...
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
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In times of tumult and discord bad men have the most power mental and...
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Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
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There is no such thing as chance and what seem to us merest accident...
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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
Quote #33663
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...