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The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...
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The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me...
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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
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A wise man cares not for that which he cannot have.
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A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
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I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh,...
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Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat...
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What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
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Carter My daddy’ll kick your daddy’s ass all the way from here to China,...