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I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
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The whole problem with news on television comes down to this: all the words...
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
Quote #11684
As long as you are going to think anyway, think big.
Quote #5605
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Quote #5347
I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.
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Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a...
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On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer...
Quote #16568
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.