Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #32134
You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
Quote #31137
Only actions give life strength only moderation gives it charm.
Quote #1251
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
Quote #3425
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that,...
Quote #23359
Most tax revisions didn’t improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself...
Quote #18175
Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #27020
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give...
Quote #5797
An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere.