Quote #7323
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
Quote #15346
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #12334
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Quote #30616
It is because they took the easy way out, That rivers and people, go...
Quote #19465
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #30831
The hammer shatters glass but forges steel.
Quote #15055
One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the...