Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
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They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as...
Quote #24967
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
Quote #24450
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we...
Quote #2445
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #11455
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Quote #893
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...
Quote #30540
All of us can think of a book… that we hope none of our...