Quote #879
“If you were my husband, i would feed you poison.” “If you were my...
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There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of...
Quote #24244
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
Quote #4673
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #5093
Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will...
Quote #24865
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
Quote #21203
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #10878
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, “I wanna grow...
Quote #25476
A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.