Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #30892
Your friend has a friend don’t tell him.
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #34520
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Quote #12862
Be still sad heart and cease repining; Behind the clouds the sun is shining,...
Quote #24630
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
Quote #33441
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #2393
“9W”Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?
Quote #24393
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for...