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He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
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All great change in America begins at the dinner table.
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My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who...
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Happiness is a state of activity.
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… put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
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These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make...