Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #19872
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #29254
Don’t forget to love yourself.
Quote #29220
Myself when young did eagerly frequent Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #26113
It is as impossible for man to demonstrate the existence of God as it...
Quote #7905
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #29474
A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.
Quote #26799
To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.