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Gossip needs no carriage.
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Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a...
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Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
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Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but...
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The journey to the cross began long before. As the echo of the crunching...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...