Quote #27550
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #20860
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #19684
If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it...
Quote #31732
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
Quote #29945
The typical American of today has lost all the love of liberty, that his...
Quote #27256
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
Quote #10568
So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place...
Quote #21918
We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They...