Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #13287
Truth is so difficult to find that, when one hears it, it shines through.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #19514
Accidents, try to change them-it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
Quote #21438
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...
Quote #21446
Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than...
Quote #12267
Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #10982
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world...
Quote #29275
The spirit of a person’s life is ever shedding some power, just as a...
Quote #1477
Even God cannot change the past.