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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not...
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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
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I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
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Behind every successful man there are usually a lot of unsuccessful years.
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Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Quote #17485
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
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I claim the right to contradict myself. I don’t want to deprive myself of...
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #34923
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his...