Quote #5895
The ideal life is in our blood and never will be still. Sad will...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #3
Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #17782
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or...
Quote #12088
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #19247
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
Quote #321
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #12097
Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.