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Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to...
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Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their...
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
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It is wise to direct your anger towards problems — not people; to focus...
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As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small...
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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Many people consider the things which government does for them to be social progress,...