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It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
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People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
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In the state of nature…all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in...
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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once....
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You can cover a great deal of country in books.
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You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
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There never was night that had no morn.
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The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...