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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
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Two things only the people actually desire bread and circuses.
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Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...
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A ship in harbor is safe — but that is not what ships are...
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
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Why abandon a belief merely because it ceases to be true Cling to it...
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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No government can be long secure without formidable opposition.
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If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...