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On with the dance! Let joy be undefined!
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Mathematics is the queen of the sciences.
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What greater pain could mortals have than this To see their children dead before...
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It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
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Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...