Quote #25521
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
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I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Quote #14683
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...
Quote #23252
Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not...
Quote #6777
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #19433
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Quote #31343
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Quote #21551
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.