Quote #16289
I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #3700
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, “You should...
Quote #7649
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #6808
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...
Quote #6839
When you are in any contest you should work as if there were –...
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #34345
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
Quote #3153
The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the...