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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
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I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
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This Rock has become an object of veneration in the United States. I have...
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Time is the fire in which we burn.
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Life is real Life is earnest And the grave is not its goal Dust...
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He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the...
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To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only...
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Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges...